Ok, don't get too excited. My first blog, my first post, but not my first time on the "in" side of sane. Insane and I are very well acquainted with each other. I am battling insanity constantly. Two small children will do that to some people. Right now it is almost minute by minute. For instance, they're potty trained. Completely. Have been for a long time. Then twice yesterday, the youngest says "Mommy, I didn't hurry to the bathroom fast enough." As I look, she is still sitting there, in the puddle. So where's the camera. I mean, somebody must be creating these situations for a psychology study or something, right?

I keep hearing that this is not a unique situation. That this is "normal." Can you stop the bus? I want to get off the norm. I never thought it would be easy. I've dealt with children of all ages for many years. But this is crazy! Oh, no....Wait....Crazy.....That would be ME!

So, I am going to write about the "normal" things that happen. You tell me......